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About Me and Miscellaneous



Age: 19
Sex: Gal
Hair: Light Brown
Eyes: Honey
Jealous: Of what, Britney's moustasche?
#Proud owner of John -- I love you! *muah*


The Alliance of the Britney and Christina Haters of America was created to educate others of the damage pop-singers are doing to the world and to eliminate them, if possible. Anyone can join the Alliance. All you have to do is hate Britney and Christina (and others, if possible) for eternity. I don't necessarily mean their music (although that sucks too). Just really them. DEATH TO TEENIES!!!!!!!

"I want you to remember
Everything you said
Every driven word
Like a hammer, hell, to my head"
- Bush "The Chemicals Between Us"

Just in case any of you haven't read the disclaimer and are getting very upset at what you have seen: Everything I have said on this site is my personal opinion. I am not telling anyone to go around stalking Christina Aguilera and shooting her (although I wouldn't really mind if they did...). Just kidding, but in all seriousness, if anything said here was offensive to you in any way (on a personal level, not like "you said something mean about Britney!") then I apologize. This site was not meant to make fun of anybody except the nutcases we call pop-singers. Thank you.
- Me

Some of the pics I have gotten from other sites. Thank you to those sites. However, unless it is not something that could be directly scanned out of a magazine or whatever, I did not put up a link for it. I am just too lazy. If anyone is absolutely dying to know where a pic came from, and you're too lazy to go search for it yourself, you can leave me a note in the guestbook or mail me.


What Video Game Character Are You? I am Kung Fu Master.I am Kung Fu Master.

I like to be in control of myself. I dislike crowds, especially crowds containing people trying to kill me. Even though I always win, I prefer to avoid fights if possible. What Video Game Character Are You?

Red: 22/100 Blue: 10/100 White: 10/100 Yellow: 3/100

Take the Color Code Test
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All ducks aren't sweet and innocent and you prove that. You have a nasty streak.
Find your inner rubber ducky.

Which Firearm are you?
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That's so funny... the MP5 is my favorite gun (and very fun to use... hehehe).

Which Sesame Street Muppet's Dark Secret Are You?

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Which of Henry VIII's wives are you?
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Capt'n Jack Sparrow
Captain Jack Sparrow helps you get your horn on!
Boys in eyeliner = heaven for you! Drinks all

What Character from Pirates of the Caribbean Serectly Fancy?
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Which Pirates of the Caribbean character are you?

You are a Rabid Jack fan. You love the Khol, and the drunkeness, and the swagger, but you take it a little too far
You're a rabid Jack Sparrow fan. You love his khol,
drunken manner, and all around sexiness, but
you take it a little *too* far

Are you a rabid Pirates of the Caribbean fangirl?
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?? Which Of The Greek Gods Are You ??
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You're Perfect ^^
-Perfect- You're the perfect girlfriend. Which
means you're rare or that you cheated :P You're
the kind of chick that can hang out with your
boyfriend's friends and be silly. You don't
care about presents or about going to fancy
placed. Hell, just hang out. You're just happy
being around your boyfriend.

What Kind of Girlfriend Are You?
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You are naturally born with a gift, whether it be
poetry, writing or song. You love beauty and
creativity, and usually are highly intelligent.
Others view you as mysterious and dreamy, yet
also bold since you hold firm in your beliefs.

What Type of Soul Do You Have ?
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The ULTIMATE personality test
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You are Form 0, Phoenix: The Eternal. "And The Phoenix's cycle had reached
zenith, so he consumed himself in fire. He
emerged from his own ashes, to be forever
Some examples of the Phoenix Form are Quetzalcoatl
(Aztec), Shiva (Indian), and Ra-Atum
(Egyptian). The Phoenix is associated with the concept of life,
the number 0, and the element of fire. His sign is the eclipsed sun. As a member of Form 0, you are a determined
individual. You tend to keep your sense of
optomism, even through tough times and have a
positive outlook on most situations. You have
a way of looking at going through life as a
journey that you can constantly learn from.
Phoenixes are the best friends to have because
they cheer people up easily.

Which Mythological Form Are You?
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You have an entrancing kiss~ the kind that leaves
your partner bedazzled and maybe even feeling
he/she is dreaming. Quite effective; the kiss
that never lessens and always blows your
partner away like the first time.

What kind of kiss are you?
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Which Family Guy character are you?


?? Which Of The Greek Gods Are You ??
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