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OOPS! I SHOT HER AGAIN


I think I did it again
I let anger lead, she'll soon meet her end
Oh baby
She may have to be crushed
You know it is true, we hate her that much...
'Cause she'll lose all her senses
We cannot just let her roam free
Oh baby, baby

Oops!...I did it again
Stabbed her in the heart, got lost in the game
Oh baby, baby
Oops!...I shot her in the arm
We can do so much harm...
I'm not that innocent

You see my problem is this
I'm dreaming away
Wishing sucky music did not exist
I cry, scream, yell, and pray
Can't you see Brit's a fool in so many ways...
'Cause she'll lose all her senses
We cannot just let her roam free
Baby, oh

Oops!...I did it again
Stabbed her in the heart, got lost in the game
Oh baby, baby
Oops!...I shot her in the arm
We can do so much harm...
I'm not that innocent

Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

Oops!...I stabbed her again in her heart
Got lost in this game, oh baby...
Oops!... (oops you) You know that we hate her that much...
I'm not that innocent...

Oops!...I did it again
Stabbed her in the heart, got lost in the game
Oh baby, baby
Oops!...I shot her in the arm
We can do so much harm...
I'm not that innocent

Oops!...I did it again
Stabbed her in the heart, got lost in the game
Oh baby, baby
Oops!...I shot her in the arm
We can do so much harm...
I'm not that innocent





(DRUGS MAKE ME) HAZY

Cocaine, I'm so into you
I am addicted, what can I do?
Acid, you spin me around
The Earth is movin, but I can't feel the ground

In the hospital hooked up to an I.V.
My heart is jumpin, doc says no more LSD
Trippin means so much more
It's cooler than anything I've felt before

Drugs make me hazy
I just can't sleep
I'm so excited, I'm in too deep
Ohh...hazy, but it feels alright
Baby, ecstasy keeps me up all night

I'm hooked up to tubes, third time this week
And the doc says, no more drugs for me
I hope heroine, you'll help me to stop feeling blue
And I'm not wastin, my syringes on you

Trippin means so much more
It's cooler than anything I've felt before

Drugs make me hazy
I just can't sleep
I'm so excited, I'm in too deep
Ohh...hazy, but it feels alright
Baby, ecstasy keeps me up all night

Hazy, I just can't sleep
I'm so excited, I'm in too deep
Hazy, But it feels alright
I get high every day and every night

Drugs make me hazy
I just can't sleep
I'm so excited, I'm in too deep
Ohh...hazy, but it feels alright
Baby, ecstasy keeps me up all night

Drugs make me hazy (they make me hazy baby)
Yey, yeh, yeah...
Ohh hazy, but it feels alright
Baby ecstasy keeps me up all night
Baby ecstasy keeps me up all night


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HOOKER GETTING THROTTLED


Oh
I wish that I'd be locked up tight for a
century of lonely nights
Waiting for someone
To come beat me
You're throwin stones and evil glances my way
But that don't mean I'm gonna just run away
Baby baby baby (baby baby baby)

Oh whoa
My body's saying lets go
Oh whoa
But you keep saying no

If you wanna be with me
Baby there's a price to pay
I'm hooker being throttled
You gotta kill me the right way
If you wanna be with me
I can make your wish come true
You gotta make a big impression
A nice bullet hole will do

I'm a hooker being throttled baby
Gotta kill me the right way honey
I'm a hooker being throttled baby
Come come come on and knock me out

Guns are firing and the knife is down low
Just one more stab and i'm about to go
Waiting for someone
Who beats me
Daggers racing at the speed of light
But that don't mean life's gonna end tonight
Baby baby baby (baby baby baby)

Oh whoa
My body's saying lets go
Oh whoa
But you keep saying no

If you wanna be with me
Baby there's a price to pay
I'm a hooker being throttled(I'm a hooker being throttled)
You gotta kill me the right way
If you wanna be with me
I can make your wish come true
Just handcuff me to your ankles baby and
I'll be with you

I'm a hooker being throttled baby
Gotta kill me the right way honey
I'm a hooker being throttled baby
Come come come on and knock me out

I'm a hooker being throttled baby
Gotta kill me the right way honey (If you want the end of me)
I'm a hooker being throttled baby
Come come come on and knock me out

Oh whoa
My body's saying let's go
Oh whoa
But you keep saying no


If you wanna be with me
Baby there's a price to pay
I'm a hooker being throttled (I'm a hooker being throttled)
You gotta kill me the right way
If you wanna be with me
I can make your wish come true (Oh)
You gotta make a big impression
A nice bullet hole will do

Oh yeah
If you wanna be with me
Baby there's a price to pay
I'm a hooker being throttled
You gotta kill me the right way
If you wanna be with me
I can make your wish come true
Just handcuff me to your ankles baby and
I'll be with you

I'm a hooker being throttled baby
Come come come on and knock me out

Britney Let Me Tell Ya!
To the tune of 'Cinderella.'

Your boyfriend Justin ditched you
And you're gonna make a scene
Oh yes, you know it's true
You're gettin' kinda cozy with your
Costar Anson Mount
I bet he's there for you

There you are
With the glitz and the glamour
But not a shred of self respect
There you go
You're lyin' in their faces
You and Justin
are over
All done ...

I'm sorry
But London is booing you
And I'm sorry
Your true colors are showing through
Ah Ah

Britney you're washed up
You're through!

From time to time
We'd try to tell you
To buy some decent clothes
You turned the other way ...
"Screw you, Too Bad ...
(Ooh Aoh)
These are MY Christian ways!"

There you go
You're drowning all your sorrows
You're crying out to Tara Reid
And here we are
Sittin' back and laughing
It was a sham
Your friends are all gone ...

I'm sorry
But London is booing you
And I'm sorry
Your true colors are showing through
Ah Ah

Britney you're washed up
You're through!

(Talking Verse)
Some used to think you were a virgin
But now we know you're a whore
You're nose job,
Fake implants
Liposuction and more
Then you had a reduction
You said, "These are all mine, see?
My fame I will not sacrifice
I need some more headlines, please!"

I'm so sorry
Your true colors
Are showing through ...

Justin won't return to you!

I'm sorry to say
The masses are right now
Planning your demise!

(I'm sorry to say ...)
I'm sorry
But people are booing you
And I'm sorry
You're true colors are showing through ...
Ah Ah ...

So
Britney you're washed up
You're through!
 
Thanks to Crystal for this one