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Britney Parody MP3 (Make My Boobies One More Size)

MAKE MY BOOBIES ONE MORE SIZE - LYRICS

Oh boobie, Oh Boobie
Oh boobie, boobie, my chest was suppose to grow
My cleavage wasn't right, y'all
My boobies, boobies,
My breasts are completely full
and now my sweater's tight, yeah
Surgery, I want to be a D
Bigger mammories,
I want them to show now
No because,
My chestflatness was killing me (and I)
I must confess, I paid for these (paid for these)
I'm look 32, I'm just a child
I am a crime
Make My Boobies One More Size
Oh baby, baby, I got the boobies it's true
now you've all been blinded
Oh pretty boobies,
you're so big and oh so new
that's just the way I planned it
Golly, Rolling Stone was naughty
See me, baby, barely wearing clothes
now because
My chest flatness was killing me (and I)
I must confess, I paid for these (paid for these)
I look 32 I'm just a child
I am a crime
Make My Boobies One More Size

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SOUNDS

Britney Cursing





VIDEOS!

Britney Fixing Her Boobs

Clip: MadTV 'Lick My Baby Back Behind'

Britney in 2032

[thanks to LaRuedes]

SNL Britney Videos

SNL Christina Videos

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Christina Aguilera Parody (Hooker in a Bottle)

HOOKER IN A BOTTLE

I'm a hoe.....
Yes I am, baby
I wear skimpy clothing its very tight
I work all hours of the night
Waiting for someone to pay me
You've probably seen me everywhere
I don't even wear clean underwear
My pimp doesn't care (pimp doesn't care)
I'm a hoe......
My pimp says work bitch
Hoe.........
But my heart is saying no
If you want to freak with me
Baby, there's a price to pay
I'm a hooker on the corner
Look at my teeth decay
If you wanna be with me
Baby, you have gotta see
You can get a case of shingles and a bad STD
I'm a hooker on the corner, baby
My pimp says I'm fat and lazy
I'm a hooker of the corner, baby
Come, come, come and pick me up.






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